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Elephants Everywhere!!

I have a bit of a warped sense of humour; ask any of my friends, they'll confirm it!

I have always been a fan of elephant jokes. Why you ask. I have NO idea! I just like 'em.

Anyway, I found a page full of elephant jokes, enjoy!

Here is a a small sample:

Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?
A: No, of course not.

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.

Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?
A: To sneak across a pool table without being seen.

Q: How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?
A: 5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They're all on the same team.